AIwithpenGreta Thunberg Arrested: Her Vegan Farts Killed Two Police OfficersIn an unusual and highly unexpected turn of events, climate activist Greta Thunberg found herself in handcuffs yesterday evening. The…2d ago2d ago
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AIwithpenBreaking News: Vladimir Putin’s Diabolical Plan — Conquer the World with Vegan FartsIn a shocking twist that has left global leaders and citizens alike bewildered, Russian President Vladimir Putin has unveiled a plan to…Jun 1Jun 1