Joe Biden Is So Old…

Joe Biden is the first US President who not only makes history but is also a big part of it

We’ve all heard the jokes about Joe Biden’s age. And let’s be real, the man has been around longer than some of the trees he’s been planting lately. But just how old is he? Well, let’s put it this way: Joe Biden is so old, he remembers when the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

But hey, age is just a number, right? Well, in Joe’s case, it’s more like a historical landmark. Here are a few signs that Joe Biden might be older than your grandpa’s favorite sweater:

1. He remembers when Pluto was a planet. Yep, Joe was there for the whole Pluto debacle. He even remembers when it was just a twinkle in Galileo’s eye.
2. He calls his smartphone a “telegraph machine.” Joe’s got all the latest technology, as long as “latest” means circa 1876.
3. He thinks “LOL” stands for “Lots of Lumbago.” Texting lingo isn’t really Joe’s forte. He’s more of a “send a carrier pigeon” kind of guy.
4. His first car was powered by hay. And let me tell you, that thing could really hoof it.
5. He’s still waiting for his MySpace friend requests to be accepted. Joe’s profile picture is a daguerreotype, so it’s understandable why the teens aren’t flocking to connect.
6. He once had a staring contest with the Sphinx… and won. Granted, he was waiting for it to tell him the secrets of the universe, but still, impressive.
7. He remembers when the dinosaurs went extinct. He swears he saw a T-Rex walking his pet stegosaurus down the street.
8. He thinks TikTok is just the sound a clock makes. To be fair, he’s not entirely wrong on this one.
9. He keeps offering to show you his “daguerreotypes.” It’s not what you think. He just really loves old-timey photography.
10. He’s the only person who still remembers all the verses to “Yankee Doodle.” And he’ll sing them for you whether you ask or not.

But despite his age, Joe Biden is still kicking, and sometimes even moonwalking, into the future. So let’s cut him some slack and appreciate the fact that he’s out there, doing his best to keep up with the times, even if those times left him in the dust a few decades ago.

This article was generated by AI the old-fashioned way