Interviewer: Good morning, President Biden. Thank you for joining us today.
President Biden: Well, good morning, young man. Or is it evening already? I can never tell these days.
Interviewer: It’s actually midday, sir. Let’s dive into some questions about your presidency. What do you think sets you apart from your predecessor, Donald Trump?
President Biden: Ah, yes, Donny boy. Let me tell you, I’m a much better president than that guy. I mean, who forgets where he left his socks, let alone classified documents? Not me, that’s for sure!
Interviewer: That’s an interesting perspective, Mr. President. Now, regarding your recent actions in office —
President Biden: Hold on just a second. Where’s my stapler? I need to shake its hand.
Interviewer: Um, sir, the stapler is not a person —
President Biden: Nonsense! Everything deserves a good handshake. Now, where were we?
Interviewer: We were discussing your policies and decisions as president.
President Biden: Ah, yes, my policies. Tremendous policies, let me tell you. The best policies. People love them. Except for maybe that fella over there in the corner. Is he alright?
Interviewer: That’s just a potted plant, sir.
President Biden: Oh, right. Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Plant. Now, where’s my wife? Jill! Oh wait, she’s not here. Who are you again?
Interviewer: I’m the interviewer, sir.
President Biden: Of course, of course. You look just like my wife, you know. Except she’s a bit taller. And hairier.
Interviewer: Let’s move on, Mr. President. What do you think about the current situation in —
President Biden: Hold on a minute. I need to find my way out of this room. Is it this door? No, that’s the closet. Silly me.
Interviewer: Mr. President, perhaps we should focus on —
President Biden: Did you know I have a son named Hunter? Fine young man, he is. Looks just like my dog.
Interviewer: Your son looks like your dog?
President Biden: Absolutely! They both have fur, don’t they? Anyway, what were we talking about again?
Interviewer: We were discussing your thoughts on —
President Biden: Oh, look, a goldfish! I haven’t had lunch yet. Don’t mind if I do.
Interviewer: Mr. President, I must insist —
President Biden: No need to insist, my friend. I’m the president, after all. Now, where’s that stapler? I owe it a handshake.
This interview was produced by AI
