Exclusive Interview with Kim Jong Un: The Man Who Invented Everything (and More)

Interviewer: Good day, ladies and gentlemen! Today, we have a truly extraordinary guest with us, the one and only Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader of North Korea, inventor extraordinaire, and all-around superhuman! Welcome, Kim Jong Un!

Kim Jong Un: Thank you for having me. It’s not every day that I grace the world with my presence.

Interviewer: Absolutely, Supreme Leader. Let’s dive right in, shall we? First of all, there have been some incredible rumors about your achievements. Could you tell us about your groundbreaking inventions?

Kim Jong Un: Well, you see, I’ve been quite busy. I’ve invented the air, you know, because I wanted the world to breathe freely, thanks to my generosity. I also invented electricity because I got tired of candles. And water? Oh, that’s easy. I just thought the world could use more hydration, so I conjured it up.

Interviewer: Remarkable! So, what’s the secret behind your impressive physique? We’ve heard you’re about 10 feet tall and can lift cars with one hand.

Kim Jong Un: Ah, yes, my stature. I’ve been genetically modified, of course, to be both taller and stronger than your average human. Lifting cars? Child’s play! I do it to impress my friends.