Dua Lipa’s Million-a-Week Life: How to Join the £59K-a-Day Club
In a financial fairy tale that would make even Scrooge McDuck jealous, Dua Lipa, the British pop sensation, has managed to pull off what most of us only dream of: earning £1 million a week. Yes, you read that right. While you’re deciding between avocado toast and paying rent, Dua is deciding between another private jet or buying a small island.
Last year alone, Dua’s company, Radicial 22 Live LLP (because nothing says “money” like an extra ‘i’ in “Radical”), reported a turnover of £51.6 million. Post-expenses, which probably included gold-plated microphones and unicorn feed, she was still left with £21.7 million. That’s an average of £59,000 per day. Imagine waking up and realizing you’ve made more than most people’s annual salary before your morning coffee!
Join the Club: How to Make a Million a Week
So, how can you join the elite £59K-a-day club? It’s simple, really. Follow these easy steps:
- Become a Global Pop Star: Start with a catchy stage name, like Dua Lipa. If your parents didn’t bless you with a naturally cool name, consider legally changing it. Your birth name, Nigel Higginbottom, probably won’t cut it.
- Perform Everywhere: Take every gig available. From the grand stages of Glastonbury to the quaint fields of the local…
