33 Ideas to Complain About for People Who Have No Real Problems

1. “Why don’t they make square tires? Round ones are too mainstream.”
2. “I can’t believe my pet rock doesn’t bark. It’s so inconsiderate.”
3. “Why don’t they invent self-peeling bananas? It’s too much work.”
4. “Why do we need traffic lights? Can’t cars just communicate telepathically?”
5. “I demand that clouds be made of cotton candy. Enough with this water vapor nonsense.”
6. “My pillow doesn’t fluff itself. Unacceptable!”
7. “Why don’t they make silent fireworks? The noise is ruining my tranquility.”
8. “I’m tired of my socks always disappearing in the dryer. They should install a tracking system.”
9. “Why isn’t there an app that tells me when I’m about to sneeze? I hate surprises.”
10. “Why do we still have to use stairs? Can’t we just install escalators everywhere?”
11. “I want a refund on my fortune cookie. It didn’t predict my future accurately.”
12. “I’m boycotting mirrors until they start showing me in better lighting.”
13. “Why don’t they make umbrellas that repel rain? Getting wet is so outdated.”
14. “I’m suing my GPS for making me drive into a lake. It should know better.”
15. “My toaster doesn’t toast emojis onto my bread. It’s so last century.”
16. “Why don’t they invent self-cleaning toilets? I refuse to scrub.”
17. “I demand edible toothpaste. Mint is so boring.”
18. “Why isn’t there an alarm clock that wakes me up with breakfast in bed?”
19. “I’m tired of my phone running out of battery. Can’t it charge itself?”
20. “I’m filing a complaint against gravity for making me drop my sandwich.”
21. “Why isn’t there a microwave that turns food into ice cream?”
22. “I’m boycotting Mondays until they become part of the weekend.”
23. “Why don’t they make sunglasses that block out Mondays instead of just sunlight?”
24. “I demand a pillow that stays cold all night. Warm pillows are unacceptable.”
25. “Why don’t they invent self-writing pens? My hand hurts from all this effort.”
26. “I’m suing the sun for giving me a sunburn. It should tone down its brightness.”
27. “I’m boycotting clouds until they start raining chocolate instead of water.”
28. “Why isn’t there an app that finds my keys for me? I’m tired of searching.”
29. “I demand a mute button for people who talk too much.”
30. “Why don’t they make self-driving bicycles? I’m tired of pedaling.”
31. “I’m filing a complaint against mirrors for always making me look the same.”
32. “I demand a blanket that adjusts its temperature according to my mood.”
33. “Why isn’t there a TV remote that teleports snacks directly into my hand?”

This article was written by AI