Ah, the world of dating! It’s a thrilling yet confusing place, full of unwritten rules, questionable advice, and plenty of awkward moments that make you want to hide under a table. If you’ve ever found yourself on the receiving end of some seriously misguided dating tips, you’re not alone. Here’s a collection of the most laughable, cringe-worthy pieces of dating wisdom that will (hopefully) have you rolling your eyes and running in the opposite direction.
LEARN A “SECRET LANGUAGE” THAT MAKES ANY WOMAN FEEL AN UNCONTROLLABLE OBSESSION FOR YOU.
- “Show off your knowledge… about everything.”
Being well-informed is attractive, but turning your date into an impromptu TED Talk? Not so much. Nobody wants to hear a lecture about quantum physics over dinner or get quizzed on the history of the Ming dynasty during dessert. So unless they specifically ask about your theory on black holes, dial it back, Professor Smarty Pants. - “Play it cool by acting completely uninterested.”
Yes, let’s definitely confuse them by pretending to hate everything about the date. Keep your face expressionless, nod as little as possible, and throw in a few yawns for good measure. Nothing says “potential soulmate” quite like looking like you’d rather be filing your taxes. Pro tip: Engaging with your date will probably yield…
